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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 1157
Total Joke Score: 17,402
Total Time Active: 929 hours, 39 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 2,990 Live Jokes: 785
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 2,205 Duplicate Jokes: 177
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 5.82 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 22.17
Average Time Before Deletion: 26,063m
Favourite Subcategory Other > Wordplay (128)

The best of jack the gripper's 785 jokes (View All).
665070
What's the difference between rape and murder?

My mood. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jack the gripper in Crime - Murder (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,034.2

1334169
My regular Indian taxi driver picked me up whilst singing along to his crappy Punjabi music at the top of his voice.

He smiled when I pulled out my set of new ear plugs, "Looks like you've come prepared this time," he said laughing.

I smiled back at him, "Yes," I replied, as I put them up my nostrils. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jack the gripper in Racism - Indian - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 784.6

703233
The US confirms $60bn plan to sell Saudi Arabia missiles.

May I suggest a way of delivering them? 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jack the gripper in In The News - Headlines - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 652.8

725768
I just lost my job from the car wash after a Pakistani asked, "How much for a full wash?"

"We only do cars," was apparently not a suitable response. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jack the gripper in Racism - Pakistani - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 601.6

786027
What's pink and sounds terrible?

Pink. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jack the gripper in Other - Wordplay - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 542.8

1179594
"Can you get some bleach and some washing powder whilst you're out?" my wife asked.

"Can you not wait until you've opened your presents tomorrow?" I replied. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jack the gripper in Events - Christmas - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 524.2

677159
What's yellow and stinks of piss?

The 'To Let' sign outside my dyslexic mate's house. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jack the gripper in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 499

825930
What's the difference between a nipple and a cock?

Nothing according to my new born son. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jack the gripper in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 491

830900
It was my 69th birthday today.

I think It's about time to start acting my age. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jack the gripper in Sex and shit - 69 - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 468.2

729517
What have fashionable clothes and a poppy got in common?

Celtic fans won't wear either. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jack the gripper in Racism - Irish (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 383.6


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