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A dog walks into a bar. The barman says, "Excuse me, but whose dog is this? The sign outside clearly says NO DOGS ALLOWED"
The dog says, "Well, I'm not just any dog you know."
The barman says, "So what makes you so special?"
Apparently the Korean leader Kim Jong Il has passed away.
His younger cousin Kim Jong Healthy is set to become the new ruler.
Whilst driving yesterday I saw a banner over the road saying 'The Influence.'
Fucking cops then pulled me over for driving under it.
I used to be a huge fan of Robocop and now I've just been fitted with a robotic leg.
Oh the iron knee.
Archaeologists have just discovered an ancient Egyptian ruler embalmed in chocolate.
Apparently it was Pharaoh Rocher.
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