immortalmaniac's Profile Information:
I make all of my jokes up... which is why I only have a few right now, but hopefully I'll have some more up soon...
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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 88 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 3,774 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 2 hours, 7 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 17 | Live Jokes: | 6 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 11 | Duplicate Jokes: | 1 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 222.00 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 629.00 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 40m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Sex and shit > Prostitutes (1) | |||
All of immortalmaniac's 6 jokes.
| If you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it rape... or shoplifting? |
 
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by immortalmaniac in Sex and shit - Prostitutes - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 2,998.6
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If an American posts a joke, and no-one reads it... ... is it still crap? |
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My method for solving the rise in teenage pregnancies: In sex education lessons, teach the boys that the average penis length is 20 inches... |
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Joke
by immortalmaniac in Sex and shit - Pregnancy - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 212.6
| I'm a police officer and today arrested a paedophile. I was absolutely sickened... One of the kids on his hard-drive was.... was.... ginger.... |
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Essex: Home of the buy one get one free father's day cards |
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| Say what you will about the wheelie bin killer, he was obviously a caring man, making sure that the body was recycled. |
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