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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 606 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 6,377 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 141 hours, 17 minutes | ||
The best of grove's 251 jokes (View All).
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Most Scousers can trace their family tree back at least 15 generations. All the way back to 1980. |
 
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It's now been nine years to the day. I'll never forget. All those people, the looks of terror on their faces. It was so pointless. Not a day goes by without me thinking about it and wanting to cry. I fucking hate my wedding anniversary. |
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I was rummaging around in the loft earlier when I found an old version of Mouse Trap.
I spent ages putting the plastic parts together, trapping the mouse and reliving my childhood days when I suddenly thought "Fuck, I've been up here ages pissing about, I'd better get down." As I got to the bottom of the loft ladder I was greeted with the words, "Well you've been up there an hour P.C. Smith, that must have been a very thorough search, obviously no sig [...] |
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What's the shittest brand of comedy? Jo Brand. |
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What do you get if you cross Stephen Hawking, Harvey Price and Heather Mills? The funniest game of twister ever. |
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by grove in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 275.8
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The Sun: 'Vulcan bomber costs £4600 per hour for fuel' Isn't it amazing that in this day and age we can run a jet aircraft for the same cost as a Ford Fiesta? |
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After Sunday's events in Boston, there is to be a 30 second silence before the London marathon. To listen for ticking. |
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What do you call a robot that wears shit clothes? Optimus Primark. |
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Old Macdonald had OCD, E E I I O. |
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Manchester United have extended Michael Owen's contract. They stapled a bit of paper at the bottom saying he's shit. |
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