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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 687 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 926 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 112 hours, 15 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 152 | Live Jokes: | 65 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 87 | Duplicate Jokes: | 18 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 6.09 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 14.25 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 41,372m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | In The News > Headlines (16) | |||
The best of greasemonkey's 65 jokes (View All).
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BBC news: Army apology for email lay offs. If you were making a trained killer redundant, would you do it face to face? |
 
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by greasemonkey in In The News - Headlines - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 205.4
| Lance Armstrong has denied ever using drugs, but he has admitted pedalling. |
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Norwegian scientists have discovered that LSD can help alcoholics to give up drink. I don't think I'd fancy a pint if I was being chased by a fire breathing, purple unicorn. |
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by greasemonkey in In The News - Health News - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 100
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BBC News: WHO put hepatitis toll "in millions". How the fuck should I know? |
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by greasemonkey in In The News - Headlines - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 98.6
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Why do lesbians in porn films give dildos a blowjob? What are they expecting to happen? I wouldn't lick out a plastic fanny. Or Katie Price, as she prefers to be known. |
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by greasemonkey in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 63.8
| I was made to sit through Les Miserables last night. I still have no idea which one was Les, or why he was so unhappy. |
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| What the fuck am I going to do now with 90 spare tickets for Amy Winehouse's Oslo gig? |
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by greasemonkey in Celebrities - Amy Winehouse (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 36.4
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BBC News: What butterflies do to avoid sex. Get married? |
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by greasemonkey in In The News - Headlines - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 29.8
| SSX is a video game? I thought it was what Gareth Gates had with Jordan. |
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by greasemonkey in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 20.8
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Rupert Murdoch is having to come to terms with the fact that he isn't God. But what do you expect from a man who wants to own the Sun and Sky? |
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