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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 431 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,052 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 29 hours, 22 minutes | ||
All of goongetit's 9 jokes.
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Justin Bieber has said, "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me." By a curious co-incidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself." |
 
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submitted by goongetit, originally by rolfrazzi.com in Celebrities - Justin Bieber - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 511
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They say that when you die you become closer to God. Probably because you no longer fucking exist. |
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I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids! And the large amount of semen found at the crime scene. |
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Obesity in America is escalating... It's too lazy to take the stairs. |
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submitted by goongetit, originally by my mate Greg in Other - Health - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 104
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I turned on the TV today to watch a bit of the Ryder Cup only to find that play had suspended due to bad weather. There were just people walking around a field doing nothing exciting. Looked like golf to me. |
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I was stopped in the street today by a charity worker who said, "In the spirit of 'Mo-vember' will you grow a 'mo' to raise some much needed funds and awareness for men's health?" I replied, "In the spirit of 'November', no." |
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If English football players put as much effort into International games as they do they're relationships then maybe.... Nevermind. |
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My children have been told tonight that an imaginary man will be bringing them joy. I took them to Midnight Mass. |
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| I wonder if Rebecca Black has anything extra special planned for today? |
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