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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 44
Total Joke Score: 1,458
Total Time Active: 27 hours, 20 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 149 Live Jokes: 29
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 120 Duplicate Jokes: 33
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 9.79 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 50.28
Average Time Before Deletion: 38,227m
Favourite Subcategory Sex and shit > Marriage (3)

The best of gevebe's 29 jokes (View All).
954855
Muslim women have a new social networking site

Book
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Joke by gevebe in Religion - Muslim (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,213.2

992732
As I watched the "Ding dong, the witch is dead" scene from the Wizard of Oz over and over my wife gave me a dirty look...

And then continued her phone call arranging her mothers funeral.
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Joke by gevebe in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 83

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After watching a video about cancer sufferers I can't help thinking.................

I really fancy a boiled egg.
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Joke by gevebe in Illness and mortality - Cancer - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 31.2

696414
I think the US friendly fire jokes are unfair

They are clearly playing the numbers game

If they shoot everybody then sooner or later they are going to hit an enemy
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Joke by gevebe in In The News - Friendly Fire - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 20.2

955249
Dad doesn't earn enough money

That's why mum goes to Iceland
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Joke by gevebe in Other - Food and Drink - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 9.4

665283
BBC NEWS 24: IRA launch 9/11 style attack on Canary Wharf

The emergency services have so far reported 1 fatality and finding hand glider wreckage at the scene.
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Joke by gevebe in In The News - Terrorism - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 8.6

959054
Five seasons of secret millionaire and I can't help thinking

The secret may be out
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Joke by gevebe in Illness and mortality - Old Age - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 8.2

899983
BBC News: rebels take another town without resistance

Surely this is just classed as a "visit"?

By that reckoning I've just taken Southampton!
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Joke by gevebe in In The News - Headlines - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 8.2

973786
I had some good news and some bad news today

The bad news is I found out my son is gay

The good news I found out my son has terminal cancer
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Joke by gevebe in Illness and mortality - Cancer (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 7.6

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Here is a simple tip for keeping your kids safe

Take them to the fucking restaurant!!!
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Joke by gevebe in In The News - Missing Persons (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 6.2


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