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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 201 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 26,807 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 164 hours, 8 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 527 | Live Jokes: | 202 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 325 | Duplicate Jokes: | 53 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 50.87 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 132.71 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 54,432m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Sex and shit > Wife (13) | |||
The best of geemack's 202 jokes (View All).
| What goes Huh? Click, huh? Click, huh? Click...an American voting down our good fucking jokes. |
 
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Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez. It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after. |
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by geemack in In The News - Terrorism (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 3,821
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I shit myself going through customs today.... Well i thought it would distract them from searching the contraband in my suitcases. |
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| I'd be gutted if I was a victim of Jack the Ripper. |
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by geemack in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 964.8
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I've been looking at a map of London to see where Burnley actually Is. I'm fucked if I can find it Apparently, It's only two minutes from Wembley. |
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My Doctor has advised me to start running. I'm not ill or anything, I've been shagging his wife. |
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Spurred on by the attacks in Mumbai, Muslim terrorists have stormed the streets of Bradford and are shooting anyone with a British passport. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 12. |
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My wife is not best pleased with me. I got up this morning, took the kids out and left her in bed... Okay, no-one is perfect; so I forgot to tell her the house was on fire - big deal! |
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My girlfriend is a dirty little minx. When I cum in her mouth, she likes to gargle with it then let it dribble out of her mouth. She may be retarded and unable to speak or move, but I'm sure she is enjoying herself. |
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by geemack in Illness and mortality - Mental Illness - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 677.2
| I woke up with a stiffy this morning........my wife had died during the night. |
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