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The best of geemack's 202 jokes (View All).
Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez.
It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after.
I shit myself going through customs today....
Well i thought it would distract them from searching the contraband in my suitcases.
I've been looking at a map of London to see where Burnley actually Is.
I'm fucked if I can find it
Apparently, It's only two minutes from Wembley.
Spurred on by the attacks in Mumbai, Muslim terrorists have stormed the streets of Bradford and are shooting anyone with a British passport.
Police fear the death toll could be as high as 12.
My wife is not best pleased with me.
I got up this morning, took the kids out and left her in bed...
Okay, no-one is perfect; so I forgot to tell her the house was on fire - big deal!
My girlfriend is a dirty little minx.
When I cum in her mouth, she likes to gargle with it then let it dribble out of her mouth.
She may be retarded and unable to speak or move, but I'm sure she is enjoying herself.
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