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The best way is to make your own jokes up - unless of course you are either from Germany or America, in which case you are on the wrong site!
Q. Where would we be without humour?
A. America or Germany!
Finally; Never let the truth stand in the way of a good story!
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The best of geebee's 552 jokes (View All).
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it fucking start?"
A 13 year old Belgian girl wrote to the advice column of a Teenager's magazine.
I am 13 years old and still a virgin, is my Dad queer?
I once raped an Essex girl. It wasn't as exciting as I'd imagined it to be....
...She fucking enjoyed it more than I did and asked for a date afterwards!
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides.
I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.
I'm sure that must have been a record.
My mate said, "This Rubik's Cube would be a lot easier if I wasn't colour blind."
Daft twat, it's a piece of fucking piss if you're colour blind!
I was recently on Safari in the Serengeti and witnessed two huge male lions, taking it in turns to shag each other.
I thought, "Fuck me, have they got no pride?"
I asked my wife if I could do a 'Brazilian' on her.
She said, "Yes."
So I threw her to the floor and shot her in the head several times!
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