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The best of funkyjams's 12 jokes (View All).
|I'm not sure if they have changed the rules of snooker, but when I turned the Masters final on last night there were two yellows on the table.|
I see a woman's body has been found in a dustbin.
Surely this is taking 'Catch it, bin it, kill it' a bit too far?
My friend suggested we go for noodles, but I told him that I have a big problem with those things you have to eat them with.
BBC: The mother of murdered Bradford prostitute described her daughter as 'much loved'...
That kind of goes without saying with prostitutes doesn't it?
I just read that comedians Dawn French and Lenny Henry have split up.
I'm in shock. I had no fucking idea they were supposed to be comedians.
|Duracell are hoping to use Raoul Moat in their latest campaign with the slogan "The copper-coloured top that keeps on running"|
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