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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 317
Total Joke Score: 920
Total Time Active: 14 hours, 5 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 22 Live Jokes: 9
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 13 Duplicate Jokes: 8
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 41.82 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 102.22
Average Time Before Deletion: 95,198m
Favourite Subcategory In The News > Terrorism (1)

All of flan's 9 jokes.
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BBC news: 8 suicide bombers blow themselves up in Afghanistan, killing two people

I can't help thinking that Bin Laden might have been the brains behind Al Qaeda
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Joke by flan in In The News - Terrorism (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 882

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How many have to die before the police learn to differentiate between Wookies and Honey Monsters? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by flan in TV - Film/Movie (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 13.8

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It can be hard being Dyslexic
Last week i tried getting a card from funkypigeon.com and ended up on a bestiality website
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Joke by flan in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 11.4

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My wife told me today that although we were married, she also considered me her best friend and she loves how we can tell each other anything

Anything, it seems, apart from 'I've been fucking Janet from work'
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Joke by flan in Sex and shit - Adultery - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 8.2

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The women's World Cup final

Where the quality of jokes represents the quality of football
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Joke by flan in Sex and shit - Sexism (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 4.4

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Today, my English teacher asked me how i should use a colon

Apparently shitting isn't the right answer
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Joke by flan in Other - Misunderstanding - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1.8

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Crimewatch gets 19 calls in search for Chinese killer

6 of those were me while i was walking through Bradford
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Joke by flan in Racism - Chinese - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1

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I love the idea of artificial chicanes on roads

Trying to Improve safety by forcing you into oncoming traffic
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Joke by flan in Other - Transport - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 0.2

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As Sean Kingston lies in intensive care, the whole music industry has been shocked.

How did the fat bastard get on a jet ski?!
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Joke by flan in Celebrities - Sean Kingston - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 0


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