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The best of ferret's 108 jokes (View All).
I hate double standards. Like if a girl goes out and sleeps with loads of guys she's considered a "slut".
Yet if a guy does it he's considered a "homosexual".
|Have you ever tried to play the Chinese version of the board game, "Guess who?" It's fucking impossible, they all looked the same.|
I have an idea to lower teenage pregnancy rates in the UK.
Replace the current sex education in our schools with porn.
It would mean the girls would accept anal as the norm and the boys would know to pull out and come on the girl's tits.
I found the girl of my dreams, yesterday, whilst in the vegetable section in Tesco's.
Although, they don't like you calling it the vegetable section anymore, do they? It's "disabled toilets" these days.
My friend recently got divorced from his wife. He told me, "Marriage is like a prison."
I thought to myself, "That’s not true. At least in prison you get to have anal sex."
I was at church the other day and when the collection came around I put some Monopoly money in the basket. The priest said to me, "What are you doing? That's not real money!"
I replied, "Well, let's talk about this god of yours..."
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