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| Contribution Points: | 87 | Total Joke Score: | 1,787 |
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Total Time Active: | 62 hours, 51 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 79 | Live Jokes: | 24 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 55 | Duplicate Jokes: | 2 |
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I currently own a system which is exactly 14 times better than Windows 7. I call it: Windows 98. |
 
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Joke by fellover in Other - Computers and Technology - Added: 1 month ago
- Current Score: 1123.8
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I think I'm going to have to delete my sickipedia account because I feel as if I don't belong here anymore. I have a date tonight with a girl that is actually my age. |
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Joke by fellover in Sex and shit - ??? General - Added: 4 weeks ago
- Current Score: 229.2
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My Muslim neighbour is extremely lazy. He's just caught the bus when he looks like he's going hiking. |
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I've just seen some Ice Hockey highlights and I am finding it difficult to understand where they got the idea from. It's a bunch of white men wearing masks, chasing a black object and trying to beat it with sticks. I'm sure there used to be something similar to this in recent times. Oh well. |
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Joke by fellover in Racism - Ku Klux Klan (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 weeks ago
- Current Score: 113.4
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So the FA is refusing to pay Portsmouth for playing in the FA Cup because they are in administration. That seems logical. Now, as a doctor, I have decided to stop giving patients medication because they are ill. |
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Joke by fellover which requires categorising - Added: 1 week ago
- Current Score: 28.6
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Everyone's worried about Sahil Saeed being in Pakistan. No one ever gets worried about me when I return to my house. |
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Joke by fellover which requires categorising - Added: 2 weeks ago
- Current Score: 13.2
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If your looking to commit suicide, instead of pure and simply killing yourself, be extremely racist in a black neighbourhood. That way, everybody wins. |
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I was on my way home from work today and I saw a woman fall over. I did everything I could... I just couldn't hold my laughter in. |
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Joke by fellover in Illness and mortality - Injury - Added: 1 month ago
- Current Score: 10
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I hate it when women cover up their tits. It makes me feel like an object because I know they've been looking at me. |
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| If only the cast of Cool Runnings thought 'come on guys, one last practice.' |
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Joke by fellover in Sports - Winter Olympics - Added: 4 weeks ago
- Current Score: 8.6
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