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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 942
Total Joke Score: 4,993
Total Time Active: 347 hours, 30 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 452 Live Jokes: 118
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 334 Duplicate Jokes: 24
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 11.05 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 42.31
Average Time Before Deletion: 26,344m
Favourite Subcategory Sports > Football (15)

The best of fellover's 118 jokes (View All).
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I currently own a system which is exactly 14 times better than Windows 7.

I call it: Windows 98. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by fellover in Other - Computers/Technology - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1,262.8

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It's things like calling me a 'compulsive liar' which forced me to kill myself. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by fellover in Other - One Liner - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 395.4

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I've managed to avoid around 50 April fools jokes this morning.

However, I've now lost my job on the emergency services desk. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by fellover in Events - April Fools - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 368.2

603322
I said to my wife: "You're like soap."

"Aww. Is that because I smell nice?"

"No. You should avoid contact with the eyes." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by fellover in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 310.8

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I think I'm going to have to delete my sickipedia account because I feel as if I don't belong here anymore.

I have a date tonight with a girl who is actually my age. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by fellover in Sex and shit - ??? General - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 305.8

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Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by fellover, originally by Tony cowards in Other - Joke - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 298.6

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My opinion on fishmongers? Selfish. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by fellover in Other - Wordplay - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 266.4

673032
I've just seen the headline: "What makes F1 drivers special?"

I'd say "accidents". 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by fellover in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 214.4

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My Muslim neighbour is extremely lazy.

He's just caught the bus when he looks like he's going hiking. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by fellover in Religion - Muslim (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 214.2

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I hate paedophiles.

In fact, I hate them that much I actually grab all the kids in the playground and hide them in my van before the perverts can take pictures of them. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by fellover in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 170.2


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