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The best of fearandloathinginruralengland's 15 jokes (View All).
Me and my girlfriend were arguing about what to watch on TV last night.
I said, "If you're gonna make me watch that gay European shit you have to let me shag you later."
She said, "Fine."
So we settled down to watch the football.
You know how at Starbucks they scribble your name down on the cup so the staff member at the other end can call it out?
Yeah, well my mate Clint doesn't go there any more.
My girlfriend was expecting me to propose on Valentine's Day.
She got really upset and called me immature when I told her "Marriage is for gays."
I wish she would keep up with current affairs.
Rupert Murdoch has been working hard to take over the media for the last 60 years and failed.
The Queen must be laughing her tits off this weekend.
Russell Brand introduced the Dalai Lama for a speech on spirituality last night.
Tonight, Germaine Greer will be giving a speech on feminism after being introduced by Katie Price.
70 sheep will be present at the Olympic opening ceremony.
Fuck knows who gave that many free tickets to the Lib Dems.
I met my mate earlier and he looked really upset. I said, "What's up, fella?"
"I've just been on that website with the sick jokes..."
"Alright, it's funny isn't it?"
"It would be, but half the jokes are about me!" said Dave.
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