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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 225 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 347 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 8 hours, 34 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 33 | Live Jokes: | 15 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 18 | Duplicate Jokes: | 3 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 10.52 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 23.13 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 9,308m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | TV > Film/Movie (1) | |||
The best of fearandloathinginruralengland's 15 jokes (View All).
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I've just seen the current Halifax television advert with all the staff singing "I Believe I Can Fly." I mean, it's lovely, but I can't help thinking if they spent more time banking and less time at choir practice they wouldn't have fucked up the economy. |
 
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by fearandloathinginruralengland in TV - Adverts - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 158
| I can tell whether someone likes strangers staring at them or not just by looking at them. |
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by fearandloathinginruralengland in Other - People - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 113.8
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Me and my girlfriend were arguing about what to watch on TV last night. I said, "If you're gonna make me watch that gay European shit you have to let me shag you later." She said, "Fine." So we settled down to watch the football. |
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You know how at Starbucks they scribble your name down on the cup so the staff member at the other end can call it out? Yeah, well my mate Clint doesn't go there any more. |
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by fearandloathinginruralengland in Other - Shopping - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago - Current Score: 11.2
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My girlfriend was expecting me to propose on Valentine's Day. She got really upset and called me immature when I told her "Marriage is for gays." I wish she would keep up with current affairs. |
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by fearandloathinginruralengland in In The News - Gay Marriage - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 10.6
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Rupert Murdoch has been working hard to take over the media for the last 60 years and failed. The Queen must be laughing her tits off this weekend. |
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by fearandloathinginruralengland in Celebrities - The Queen - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 9.4
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Russell Brand introduced the Dalai Lama for a speech on spirituality last night. Tonight, Germaine Greer will be giving a speech on feminism after being introduced by Katie Price. |
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by fearandloathinginruralengland in Celebrities - Russell Brand - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 8.6
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70 sheep will be present at the Olympic opening ceremony. Fuck knows who gave that many free tickets to the Lib Dems. |
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by fearandloathinginruralengland in Sports - Olympics - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 6.6
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South Korea are reportedly delighted with the popularity they are finding after "Gangnam Style" became the most liked video on YouTube. Meanwhile, North Korea's residents are reportedly delighted that "Operation Gangnam Style" was a success and South Korea have been ridiculed on a global scale. |
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I met my mate earlier and he looked really upset. I said, "What's up, fella?" "I've just been on that website with the sick jokes..." "Alright, it's funny isn't it?" "It would be, but half the jokes are about me!" said Dave. |
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by fearandloathinginruralengland in Other - Wordplay - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 3.6
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