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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 70 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 3,353 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 58 hours, 32 minutes | ||
The best of dobby218's 72 jokes (View All).
| If your wife can't handle a compliment, maybe she shouldn't keep such a well groomed moustache. |
 
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| "Kidnapping" is a strong word. I prefer to think of it as "surprise adoption." |
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| Good morning beautiful breasts of my neighbour. How did you get inside these binoculars? |
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| I like to imagine that braille on random public signs often says: "How did you know this was here?" |
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by dobby218 in Illness and mortality - Blindness - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 272.4
| My life is so boring, Nicolas Cage should star in it. |
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| Today, I shall rewrite hostiry. |
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submitted by dobby218, originally by Peter Serafinowicz in Other - Wordplay - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 185.4
| It turns out that using her vibrator to stir a can of paint was somewhat of a dildon't. |
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| Apparently weed is considered a gateway drug. That explains how I got to Narnia. |
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Well it's more realistic than what they tell you. |
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| Going to spend some quality time with my wife. Be back in 2 minutes. |
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