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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 131
Total Joke Score: 1,287
Total Time Active: 9 hours, 45 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 82 Live Jokes: 14
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 68 Duplicate Jokes: 32
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 15.70 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 91.93
Average Time Before Deletion: 51,732m
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So the new Justin Bieber movie is rated a 12.

That's gonna be embarrassing, not getting into your own film.
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Joke by destroyer69 in Celebrities - Justin Bieber - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 619.4

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In school, we had an assembly on bullying. The teacher spoke about a young gay boy, being bullied because of his sexuality.

She spoke in length about his life, and the verbal abuse he suffers. She then asked a question, 'How do you think he takes it?'

Apparently, 'Up the arse!' wasn't a suitable answer.
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Joke by destroyer69 in Sex and shit - Gay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 588.2

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"Adele's a non-mover in the charts this week."

Why does that not surprise me.
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Joke by destroyer69 in Celebrities - Adele - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 26.4

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So the News of the World is shutting down.

How is Kerry Katona gonna feed her kids now?!
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Joke by destroyer69 in In The News - Newspapers - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 9.6

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Was having a chat with David Gray in the pub last night.

He don't half Babylon.
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Joke by destroyer69 in Other - Wordplay - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 9.2

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How do i break this down so that an American can understand.

Terrorism is like KFC. And Osama Bin Laden is like Colnel Sanders. Just like Colnel Sanders is the face of KFC, Bin Laden is the face of terrorism.

So just because Colnel Sanders is on the bucket, doesn't mean he's in the back cooking the fucking chicken.

Now how many Americans will read this and think, "Fuck, we must get Colnel Sanders, he's the leader."
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Joke by destroyer69 in In The News - Terrorism - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 7.6

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One of those clips of ill african children just came on Comin Relief.

My wife thought i was being all sensative when I reached for a box of tissues.

Well she couldn't of been more wrong.
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Joke by destroyer69 in Other - Charity - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 5

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Apparently Iggy Pop has suffered identity theft.

What will that Jodie Marsh get up to next.
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Joke by destroyer69 in Celebrities - Iggy Pop - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 4.8

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The early bird catches the MILF on the school run. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by destroyer69 in Other - ??? Random - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 4.2

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Zodiac now includes 13th star sign.

The Sun: Now with even more bollocks.
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Joke by destroyer69 in In The News - Newspapers - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 4


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