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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 416 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,658 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 162 hours, 52 minutes | ||
The best of dazthejokester's 172 jokes (View All).
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Kevin-Prince Boateng has kicked a ball at a section of the AC Milan crowd because they were racially abusing him. It's a good job Robin Van Persie wasn't in the crowd, he could have been killed. |
 
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Poland v England tonight, live from Olympic Stadium, Warsaw. It will be very interesting to see which set of supporters travel back to England the happiest. |
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| Snow in Britain; The only thing that settles here from off the continent that doesn't claim fucking benefits. |
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The 11 year old boy, Liam Corcoran, who boarded a flight alone from Manchester to Rome without a passport or ticket, has claimed that he was just, "Looking for a toilet". If that's the case, he should have just boarded a flight to Glasgow. |
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Just a few words of advice for everyone in these snowy conditions, if the BBC ask you to send in pictures of you and your family having fun in the snow, don't do it. It's just an excuse to get pictures of your kids. |
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"Hello modelling agency" "Yeah, my Facebook photo has 26 likes and I think I'm ready to go pro". |
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Some people are blaming the Jews for the attack on Boston, others are blaming the Muslims. Barack Obama is going to blame, and attack, the country with the most oil. |
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by dazthejokester in In The News - Boston Marathon Bombing - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 53.2
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Does anyone know what time The X Factor is on? I'm out tonight between 8:00 and 10:00 and just want to make sure I miss every single bit. |
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My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I don't understand how to tell jokes properly, I don't know what the fuck she's on about. Anyway, last night she was giving me a blow job whilst wearing nothing but shin pads, gloves and football boots. This one is definitely a goalie. |
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I feel really sorry for Andy Murray. He is one ugly cunt. |
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