daiz's Profile Information:
Don't worry. I don't get most of my jokes either.
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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 71 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,287 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 59 hours, 42 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 197 | Live Jokes: | 54 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 143 | Duplicate Jokes: | 14 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 6.53 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 23.83 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 18,627m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Other > ??? Random (8) | |||
The best of daiz's 54 jokes (View All).
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The woman I woke up next to this morning said "You must think the worst of me." "Not at all!" I replied. "I think you're a dirty little slag who loves anal!" |
 
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by daiz in Sex and shit - One Night Stand (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 265.2
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Herpes, The Greek God of STDs. |
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by daiz in Religion - ??? Other (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 251.6
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"BBC NEWS - Colin & Chris Weir - 161 MILLION POUNDS!" They also won the lottery you know? |
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by daiz in Illness and mortality - Obesity (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 239.2
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I've been on holiday for the past three weeks & heard some rumor about people having their phones tapped in the uk. Must be big news, every shop I go into my favourite news paper has sold out. |
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I'm retiring early. I've opened a pie shop next door to the new Euro Millions Lottery winners. |
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| Hi, I'm from Somalia & I find the website The Pirate Bay very misleading. |
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I walked past a woman today with cigarettes poking out of the front of her stilettos, Worst case of Camel Toe I've ever seen. |
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Went to visit my Grandad today, I opened the door & he was just lying there, motionless, between the TV & his favorite arm chair. To be fair it was the best Plank I've seen him do yet. |
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Just had sex with my wife for the first time in about 6 months. Which reminds me. I need to mow the lawn. |
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I just bought my first Michael Jackson album. It's not bad. |
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