courtdizzler's Profile Information:
just tryin to get a few laughs :)
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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 157 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 110 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 35 hours, 10 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 91 | Live Jokes: | 12 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 79 | Duplicate Jokes: | 28 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 1.21 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 9.17 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 44,321m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Sex and shit > Sexism (2) | |||
The best of courtdizzler's 12 jokes (View All).
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A record number of people took time off from work during this world cup... Most notably Wayne Rooney |
 
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submitted by courtdizzler, originally by Kevin Bridges in In The News - Sports Headlines - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 22.4
| Upon being told I have a drinking problem I gave careful consideration and completely agree. I've two hands and only one mouth |
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by courtdizzler in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 18.4
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My girlfriend asked me today if she died would i ever have sex or go out with anyone else? i said no,i couldnt do that to her. im already fucking her sister and her mother why would i look elsewhere! |
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by courtdizzler in Sex and shit - MILF (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 16.4
| If someone threw a rock and knocked you off your donkey, would you be stoned off your ass? |
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by courtdizzler in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 15.8
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My wife said to me tonight ''that i shouldnt be hitting our son'' i asked why not? ''because its my fucking turn'' she replied |
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by courtdizzler in Other - Children (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 12.4
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my girlfriend tells me this morning that im useless at multi-tasking so i punch her with my right hand AND left hand |
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I was in the Eddie Rocket's Restaurant today and they had a weird poster that read ''Treat your Burger like you treat your Girlfriend'' It couldn't be more correct, before mine starts to cook I like it well beaten. |
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by courtdizzler in Sex and shit - Girlfriend (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 5.2
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My Girlfriend caught me wanking over a picture of her yesterday..... I thought she would have found it a little flattering but apparently wanking over her baby pictures isn't flattering! I'm now single. |
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by courtdizzler in Sex and shit - Girlfriend (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 4.6
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My girlfriend said to me this morning that she wants a new look so i punched her in the face |
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by courtdizzler in Crime - Domestic Violence - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 3.6
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''the priests'' new album out now!! something for the kids i suppose! |
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