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The best of courtdizzler's 12 jokes (View All).
A record number of people took time off from work during this world cup...
Most notably Wayne Rooney
|Upon being told I have a drinking problem I gave careful consideration and completely agree. I've two hands and only one mouth|
My girlfriend asked me today if she died would i ever have sex or go out with anyone else?
i said no,i couldnt do that to her.
im already fucking her sister and her mother why would i look elsewhere!
My wife said to me tonight ''that i shouldnt be hitting our son'' i asked why not?
''because its my fucking turn'' she replied
my girlfriend tells me this morning that im useless at multi-tasking
so i punch her with my right hand AND left hand
I was in the Eddie Rocket's Restaurant today and they had a weird poster that read ''Treat your Burger like you treat your Girlfriend''
It couldn't be more correct, before mine starts to cook I like it well beaten.
My Girlfriend caught me wanking over a picture of her yesterday.....
I thought she would have found it a little flattering but apparently wanking over her baby pictures isn't flattering!
I'm now single.
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