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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 1355 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 7,785 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 198 hours, 46 minutes | ||
The best of cheeky's 81 jokes (View All).
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I am naive. The lads in the pub were saying how good a blowjob is. I didn't know what a blowjob was so I just agreed so as not to look daft. Later on at home I asked the girl I was seeing if she knew. "Do you know what a blowjob is?" She got up and walked out of the room, which was upsetting as she was sucking my dick at the time. |
 
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by cheeky in Sex and shit - Blow Job (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,844.4
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A young policeman, on his first day on the beat, turns around a corner and spots a big black guy dancing, jumping up and down on the roof of a car.
The copper gets straight on his radio, "Come in control, back up, I need back up!" he shouts. The control operator's voice comes over the radio, "What's the situation?" "A big fucking nigger is jumping up and down, dancing all over a car roof," replies our boy in blue. [...] |
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submitted by cheeky, originally by Milton Jones in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 831.6
| I come from a long line of Conga dancers. |
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When I was fourteen, I'd been out on the park with my friends. I had been getting friendly with a girl in the group and on that particular night I'd got my fingers in her snatch and she stroked my dick.
I walked home afterwards feeling ten feet tall. On entering my house my Mother said to me "where have you been?" "On the park." I replied. "Have you been smoking?" asked my mum. "No" I answered indignantly. [...] |
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I drink evian water, I use evian water when I boil the kettle for a cup of tea, I wash my car in evian water, I bathe in evian water, water my garden with evian water, I even flush my toilet with evian water. This is not because I prefer evian water. It's because if there is ever a water shortage in France I want everyone to know I did my bit to make it happen. |
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My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker, Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet. |
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by cheeky in Sex and shit - Girlfriend (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 351.8
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My wife is extremely selfish and has no realistic understanding of our financial situation. After a huge argument over presents and my lack of funds, she barged past me and hissed, "I'd better have something to unwrap on Christmas morning!" "You can start with your fucking bandages!" I said, cracking her skull against the wall. |
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Bisexuals have voted the Pepe Reina, their favourite sexual position :- 10 Cunts in front of you, 10,000 Pricks behind you. |
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| Tom Cruise: taking the art out of being a 'bartender' since 1988 |
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| If when going on holiday, like me, you don't want annoying children, crying, screaming and running around you on the plane and resort. Just tell your travel agent, that you are on the sex offenders register and cannot be near young children. Free upgrade to business class, relaxation, peace and quiet, its worth the look of disgust from the cabin crew. |
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by cheeky in Crime - Sex Offender (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 232.8
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