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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 7
Total Joke Score: 3,897
Total Time Active: 3 hours, 37 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 34 Live Jokes: 17
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 17 Duplicate Jokes: 3
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 114.62 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 229.24
Average Time Before Deletion: 21m
Favourite Subcategory In The News > Jersey (1)

The best of buzzlightyear's 17 jokes (View All).
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"UK Students Die In Safari Crash"

I bet they wished they'd just stuck with Internet Explorer now.
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Joke by buzzlightyear in Illness and mortality - Accidents - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 2,148.6

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US football star and actor OJ Simpson has been sentenced to 15 years in jail for armed robbery.

Judge Simpson described OJ, 61, as arrogant and ignorant or as the English say 'American'.
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Joke by buzzlightyear in Celebrities - OJ Simpson - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,327.2

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Remains of five children have been found in the search of a children's home in Jersey.

However, police say there is unlikely to be a murder inquiry because it's impossible to date the remains.

Gary Glitter says he's willing to give it a go.
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Joke by buzzlightyear in In The News - Jersey - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 178.6

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At the opening ceremony for the Paralympics the Chinese have been dancing around for over an hour now.

They sure know how to take the piss out of cripples.
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Joke by buzzlightyear in Sports - Paralympics - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 45.8

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Ever had sex with a car?

It's exhausting.
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Joke by buzzlightyear in Other - Transport - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 38.6

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My wife told me she wanted to be pampered

So i threw the dirty nappy in her face.
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Joke by buzzlightyear in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 29.6

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McQueen 'Hanged himself in Wardrobe'

You would have thought a fashion designer would know you're supposed to take the clothes off first.
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Joke by buzzlightyear in Illness and mortality - Suicide - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 26

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Google image search.

The reason why guys stay for the credits.
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Joke by buzzlightyear in TV - Film/Movie (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 19.8

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Sky News : 'Police Probe Bodies Found in House'

Also known as poking them with a stick
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Joke by buzzlightyear in Other - One Liner - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 18

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Police lineups in China are like most good magic tricks

It only takes one man and a couple of mirrors
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Joke by buzzlightyear in Racism - Chinese - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 18


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