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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 7 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 3,897 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 3 hours, 37 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 34 | Live Jokes: | 17 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 17 | Duplicate Jokes: | 3 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 114.62 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 229.24 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 21m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | In The News > Jersey (1) | |||
The best of buzzlightyear's 17 jokes (View All).
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"UK Students Die In Safari Crash" I bet they wished they'd just stuck with Internet Explorer now. |
 
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by buzzlightyear in Illness and mortality - Accidents - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 2,148.6
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US football star and actor OJ Simpson has been sentenced to 15 years in jail for armed robbery. Judge Simpson described OJ, 61, as arrogant and ignorant or as the English say 'American'. |
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by buzzlightyear in Celebrities - OJ Simpson - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,327.2
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Remains of five children have been found in the search of a children's home in Jersey. However, police say there is unlikely to be a murder inquiry because it's impossible to date the remains. Gary Glitter says he's willing to give it a go. |
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by buzzlightyear in In The News - Jersey - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 178.6
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At the opening ceremony for the Paralympics the Chinese have been dancing around for over an hour now. They sure know how to take the piss out of cripples. |
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Ever had sex with a car? It's exhausting. |
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My wife told me she wanted to be pampered So i threw the dirty nappy in her face. |
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McQueen 'Hanged himself in Wardrobe' You would have thought a fashion designer would know you're supposed to take the clothes off first. |
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by buzzlightyear in Illness and mortality - Suicide - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 26
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Google image search. The reason why guys stay for the credits. |
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by buzzlightyear in TV - Film/Movie (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 19.8
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Sky News : 'Police Probe Bodies Found in House' Also known as poking them with a stick |
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Police lineups in China are like most good magic tricks It only takes one man and a couple of mirrors |
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