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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 345 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 6,712 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 25 hours, 31 minutes | ||
The best of buttcrust's 28 jokes (View All).
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mikehawksbig wrote: We just got back from a holiday in Portugal. Came back with the same number of kids I left with. How clever am I? ----------------------------------------------------------------- Not as clever as me. I came back with one extra. |
 
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by buttcrust in In The News - Missing Persons (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 4,531.8
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Good news everybody! Remember how Jade got told she had cancer after going back into the big brother house? Well, Katie Price is going back into the jungle! |
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by buttcrust in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 685.6
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I heard P Diddy the other day saying, "Michael Jackson's death is one of those historic moments where people will be asking for years to come, 'where were you when you heard about it?'" Judging by the latency that night, I would say the most common answer will be "Sickipedia." |
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by buttcrust in In The News - Celebrity Death - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 375.2
| Hey guys, Ramadan is beginning all over the world. Who wants to join me in running through the mosques with freshly cooked sausages? |
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| I get so lonely at nights, I've shaved one leg so it feels like there's a woman in bed with me. |
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Despite being a proud Brit, I stand by the Americans in their outrage against Obama trying to implement free healthcare. Saving American lives is a stupid idea. |
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A Muslim walks into a library. Her husband promptly comes and collects her and tells her off for trying to learn |
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| Why is it that Sickipedians complain constantly about Big Brother and yet they also seem to display in-depth knowledge of the program and its contestants? |
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| Has anybody else been tagged on facebook "fan check" by people they can't fucking stand? |
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| Ramadan must be piss easy for Muslims who do night shifts. |
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