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The best of brightonperson's 21 jokes (View All).
My wife has always proclaimed that there is nothing more painful than childbirth.
Clearly never trodden on a plug in the middle of the night then!
"What do blind people think about when they masturbate?"
I'd be willing to bet that it is something along the lines of "Who the fuck is watching me"
|Now, I can't be sure but judging by various Facebook status updates, one would be forgiven for thinking it was snowing!|
|I hate it when my girlfriend makes us call her period "her time of month"- I much prefer the name "blowjob week".|
So music videos have been pulled from Youtube because they thought people stopped buying music because they could just listen online. Fair play to them.
Why don't Barack Obama, Martin Luther King, Muhammed Ali and Rosa Parks like Sickipedia?
Because they are American.
Did anybody else realize that Egotist is an anagram of:
T G T O E I S A D?
No? Ha. That's why I'm better than you at Countdown.
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