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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 14 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 7,622 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 15 hours, 50 minutes | ||
The best of brightonperson's 21 jokes (View All).
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My wife has always proclaimed that there is nothing more painful than childbirth. Clearly never trodden on a plug in the middle of the night then! |
 
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by brightonperson in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 4,237.6
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Namron91 asks "What do blind people think about when they masturbate?" I'd be willing to bet that it is something along the lines of "Who the fuck is watching me" |
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by brightonperson in Illness and mortality - Blindness - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,384
| Now, I can't be sure but judging by various Facebook status updates, one would be forgiven for thinking it was snowing! |
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by brightonperson in Other - Social Networks - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,185
| I hate it when my girlfriend makes us call her period "her time of month"- I much prefer the name "blowjob week". |
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by brightonperson in Sex and shit - Periods - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 320.6
| I've learnt so much from my mistakes, I'm actually thinking about making a few more. |
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So music videos have been pulled from Youtube because they thought people stopped buying music because they could just listen online. Fair play to them. Hello Limewire. |
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by brightonperson which requires categorising - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 42
| Honestly, if I wanted to feel this much shame for my nationality I'd have watched Jeremy Kyle. |
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| A woman's place is in the wrong. |
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submitted by brightonperson, originally by James Thurber in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 26.8
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Why don't Barack Obama, Martin Luther King, Muhammed Ali and Rosa Parks like Sickipedia? Because they are American. |
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Did anybody else realize that Egotist is an anagram of: T G T O E I S A D? No? Ha. That's why I'm better than you at Countdown. |
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