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|Total Joke Score:||1,737|
|Total Time Active:||262 hours, 14 minutes|
The best of bonus buddy's 216 jokes (View All).
I've bought the wife a Christmas thong today.
She wanted "Do they know it's Christmas?" by Band Aid, but with my lisp there's no chance.
"Mother 'Used Plastic Bag To Kill Children'"
I hope she remembers to re-use the bags ,Its double nectar points at sainsburys this week!.
I just saw a Pakistani buying aftershave in boots. Seems a bit pointless to me.
It's like spraying Febreze on dog shit!
"Teenage pregnancy drops"
Wait till I get this tag off my ankle, I'll get it back to normal..
my wife said to me "you never take me out anymore!"
I answered her request by knocking 3 of her teeth out with an uppercut!
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