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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 947 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,737 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 262 hours, 14 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 1,213 | Live Jokes: | 216 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 997 | Duplicate Jokes: | 84 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 1.43 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 8.04 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 30,922m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | In The News > Headlines (40) | |||
The best of bonus buddy's 216 jokes (View All).
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I've bought the wife a Christmas thong today. She wanted "Do they know it's Christmas?" by Band Aid, but with my lisp there's no chance. |
 
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by bonus buddy in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 295
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SKY NEWS "Mother 'Used Plastic Bag To Kill Children'" I hope she remembers to re-use the bags ,Its double nectar points at sainsburys this week!. |
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by bonus buddy in In The News - Headlines (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 132.6
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My wife's got Alzheimer's bless her, she sent me a lovely Christmas card this morning... |
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I just saw a Pakistani buying aftershave in boots. Seems a bit pointless to me. It's like spraying Febreze on dog shit! |
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| I'll never forget my wife's last words "Are you sure I don't need a parachute?" |
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You've got to hand it to Robert Green... Well he won't fucking catch it! |
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by bonus buddy in Sports - Football (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 40.4
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BBC NEWS "Teenage pregnancy drops" Wait till I get this tag off my ankle, I'll get it back to normal.. |
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I've just seen a book to promote gay adoption. Who the fuck wants to adopt a gay baby? |
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I've just opened a underwear shop for fat women called "thong in cheek". |
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by bonus buddy in Illness and mortality - Obesity - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 29
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my wife said to me "you never take me out anymore!" I answered her request by knocking 3 of her teeth out with an uppercut! |
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