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The best of bobbyp's 26 jokes (View All).
I arrived in Benidorm and on a bus to my hotel when I saw a billboard saying, "All of our doctors speak fluent English."
I thought, 'Don't even fucking get that at home!'
My name's Ian, I'm from the US. I admit all Americans are stupid.
Today, I saw in a shop a "Pocket Calculator". Americans must be really stupid if they don't know how many pockets they have.
A wife wakes up from a dream yelling "Hurry my husband's home!" Husband wakes up and jumps out the window.
|John and Edward, at least theyâ€™re helping out the British public in some way. Nothing like a walking abortion billboard, which walks on to national TV every Saturday and Sunday.|
I'm going to take a photo of everybody in my phone book, with their face squashed against a window, and assign it to their contact.
So when they call, it'll look like they're trapped inside my phone.
The world is in disbelief, another shock.
Big Brother has reached day 19, and still no one gives a shit.
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