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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 302 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 3,347 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 30 hours, 47 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 157 | Live Jokes: | 26 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 131 | Duplicate Jokes: | 42 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 21.32 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 128.73 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 33,178m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Other > ??? Random (3) | |||
The best of bobbyp's 26 jokes (View All).
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I arrived in Benidorm and on a bus to my hotel when I saw a billboard saying, "All of our doctors speak fluent English." I thought, 'Don't even fucking get that at home!' |
 
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This has to be the best day of the year so far! |
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My name's Ian, I'm from the US. I admit all Americans are stupid. Today, I saw in a shop a "Pocket Calculator". Americans must be really stupid if they don't know how many pockets they have. Regards, Ian |
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Who's guilty? A wife wakes up from a dream yelling "Hurry my husband's home!" Husband wakes up and jumps out the window. |
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So, you know that wave all bus drivers do to each other? You know the one when a bus goes past another bus, they give each other a quick wave.
Well, me and my mates decided to do this, we're kind of sad like that, we do it on the way home from college when we all got on a different bus. But all the passangers seemed to be very cautious of us when we started to slyly wave at each other when our fellow mate went past on the bus, we even got it down to a sly nod to eac [...] |
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by bobbyp in Religion - Muslim (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 156.2
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What do you call a bench with all white men on it. NBA. |
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by bobbyp in Racism - ??? Other (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 102.4
| John and Edward, at least they’re helping out the British public in some way. Nothing like a walking abortion billboard, which walks on to national TV every Saturday and Sunday. |
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I'm going to take a photo of everybody in my phone book, with their face squashed against a window, and assign it to their contact. So when they call, it'll look like they're trapped inside my phone. |
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Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one. Q2: It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates: Candidate A Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with ast [...] |
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The world is in disbelief, another shock. Big Brother has reached day 19, and still no one gives a shit. |
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