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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 4294967295 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 30,200 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 0 seconds | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 178 | Live Jokes: | 106 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 72 | Duplicate Jokes: | 11 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 169.66 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 284.91 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 0m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Crime > Paedophilia (5) | |||
The best of bleary's 106 jokes (View All).
| Has it ever occurred to you that maybe you are a paedophile, but you just haven't met the right child yet? |
 
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| Can't wait for the Olympics. I hear that there's a female weightlifter who has an amazing snatch. |
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Carlsberg don't do lager. If they did, it probably wouldn't taste like the filthiest tramp's piss in the world. |
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| Only in Essex can a girl be both jailbait AND a MILF. |
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I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me. She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon. |
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The McCann's revealed today that they have spent 1,000,000 quid in their search for Maddie. I assume that includes the tenner they decided not to spend on a babysitter. |
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by bleary in In The News - Missing Persons - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,056.6
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Most women say that once they've gone black, they never go back. Good. I don't want any of those filthy bitches giving me AIDS. |
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One of the big differences between American English and British English is that Americans tend to drop the letter "U" from certain words, like colour and honour. What a bnch of stpid fcking cnts. |
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| I'm not one of those guys who disappears right after sex. I like to spend some time with them afterwards, have a bit of a cuddle, stroke their hair and make it absolutely clear what I'll do to them if they tell their parents. |
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