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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 159 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,663 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 59 hours, 32 minutes | ||
The best of bish0p7's 14 jokes (View All).
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Want to know how to Get a Flat Stomach & Perfect Abs in 2 to 3 Weeks? Hmmmm let me see...... Photoshop? |
 
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by bish0p7 in Other - Computers/Technology - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 844.2
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A joke by BounceMaster: I'm a typical stay-at-home dad, Except I don't do housework or have a wife or any kids. -------------------------------------------------------------- Hey mate, I am also from Liverpool, want to grab a pint? |
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Tip of the day: When in the toilet at work, make farting noises, so people don't realise what you are really doing in there. |
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by bish0p7 in Sex and shit - Farting (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 206.4
| John Terry after match comments: "I don't know what all the fuss is about. Everyone knows if a full back leaves a hole, it's the job of a centre back to fill it." |
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drofidnas said: My wife is always saying that men can’t multi-task. Well you show me a woman who can balance a laptop on her knees, have a wank and babysit at the same time. ---------------------------------- Mate, why wank when you are babysitting? |
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submitted by bish0p7, originally by drofidnas in Sex and shit - Paedophile - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 110.6
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Telegraph: David Cameron has said a Conservative Government would squeeze pay, cut jobs and make people work longer in order to pay off Britain's debts. In other news: Nick Griffin said that he will bring back slavery to help Britain pay off debts. I know who I am voting for. |
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Just read a joke which said: If Carla Bruni divorced Nicholas Sarkozy, would she get half of France? -------------------------------- She would probably get the whole thing, Sarkozy would just surrender. |
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| Carlsberg doesn't do football violence.........but Carling does! |
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by bish0p7 in Sports - Football (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 11.2
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Denilson: “Its my dream to go to the World Cup” Good luck getting tickets mate!!! |
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I rewrote Gossip Girl in order to make it more enjoyable: Gossip Girl - Season 1 - Episode 1 Gossip Girl: Did you hear...... SHUT THE FUCK UP! The End |
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