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David Cameron: "I look forward to working with Barack Obama for the next four years."
Two years, Dave, two years.
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money.
On the plus side, he makes great subway sandwiches.
My mate asked me: "What is the shortest race in the Olympics?"
After thinking for a few minutes, I came up with an answer:
"Chinese," I replied.
Now listen carefully, 007. This may look like a normal Blackberry...
But it's one that actually works.
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Masturbating makes your dick smaller. Don't believe me?
Asians have really fast internet. Africans don't.
Saw a warning sign on a box of matches
'Danger, fire kills children.'
Yeah, cos us adults are immune to fire.
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