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Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time and have the time of your life.
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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 491 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 6,933 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 349 hours, 47 minutes | ||
The best of binladensson's 290 jokes (View All).
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David Cameron: "I look forward to working with Barack Obama for the next four years." Two years, Dave, two years. |
 
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by binladensson in Celebrities - Barack Obama (+ 2 more) - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 861.6
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To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great subway sandwiches. |
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by binladensson in Other - Food and Drink (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 701
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My mate asked me: "What is the shortest race in the Olympics?" After thinking for a few minutes, I came up with an answer: "Chinese," I replied. |
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by binladensson in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 624.6
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Now listen carefully, 007. This may look like a normal Blackberry... But it's one that actually works. |
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| We tried to perform a 'Knock knock' joke, but you weren't in. Please collect the punchline from our depot from 7am - 3pm, Monday - Thursday. |
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submitted by binladensson, originally by twitter.com/Pundamentalism in Other - Knock Knock - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 317
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I went trainspotting once. It was really easy. They're fucking massive and make loads of noise. |
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submitted by binladensson, originally by @ChribHibble in Other - Transport - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 277.2
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Masturbating makes your dick smaller. Don't believe me? Asians have really fast internet. Africans don't. |
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| I've just got a make-shift job at the computer keyboard factory. |
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Saw a warning sign on a box of matches 'Danger, fire kills children.' Yeah, cos us adults are immune to fire. |
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Twilight is a load of crap. I've seen Robert Pattinson in The Sun AND The Mirror. |
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by binladensson in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 188
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