billybobbob's Profile Information:
Sickipedia is where I come for all my current affairs news....... and then I steal all the jokes I hear on here and pretend I'm a funny cunt in the pub
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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 35 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 4,832 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 7 hours, 23 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 14 | Live Jokes: | 7 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 7 | Duplicate Jokes: | 2 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 345.14 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 690.29 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 10,496m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Illness and mortality > Death (1) | |||
All of billybobbob's 7 jokes.
| You're about as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit. |
 
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Joke
by billybobbob in Celebrities - Historical Figures - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 3,036.2
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I'd just like to thank all those people who have taken the time to put lovely bouquets of flowers by the side of the road. It really brightens up my drive to work. |
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Joke
by billybobbob in Illness and mortality - Death - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 858.4
| Does anyone else switch on the telly in the middle of the night and wonder if deaf people ever sleep? |
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I've just knocked up a batch of Rohypnoled Haribo now I wait... |
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| I recently went to China, I don't know what the locals problem is, its not even that sunny. |
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The latest £50m+ lottery jackpot winner has "vowed the money will not change them" Well fuck off a minute, if you don't want to be changed by money, why buy a fucking ticket, and then act all humble and modest when you scoop millions. I for one would disown all my friends and the missus, fuck off to some sunny island, pay hot women to have sex with me, and refuse to travel anywhere unless its in my big fuck off helicopter! |
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Country Side Driving - Top Tip.
To ensure a pleasing day for your fellow road users please follow the following simple steps... When driving on a Single-Carriageway with a 60mph limit, please ensure to drive at 45mph. The drivers behind you will take into consideration how narrow and curvy the road is, and will respect you for driving safely. When the Single-Carriageway turns into a temporary Dual-Carriageway with a speed limit of 70mph, please ensure to d [...] |
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