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The best of ben1992100's 13 jokes (View All).
I thought black people were starting to smell better when I sniffed one today.
Then I realised it was a homeless white person covered in shit.
I was tucking into some sausages yesterday when I saw my wife sucking her portion seductively.
"Would you like me to do this to your's?" she asked, playing with her hair.
"Sure," I replied, handing over my plate. "You've put me off it anyway."
What's the difference between my wife and my old school text books?
My old text books are locked in a treasure chest in the attic and my... ah, actually...
How are my wife and my old school text books similar?
I was asked to stop masturbating yesterday.
On reflection I suppose the cinema isn't the best place to show my feelings towards Hermione.
After a long no-sex spell, why did Henry VIII have Anne Boleyn decapitated...
He wanted her to know what it felt like to have no head for a while...
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