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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 184
Total Joke Score: 845
Total Time Active: 17 hours, 10 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 57 Live Jokes: 13
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 44 Duplicate Jokes: 17
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 14.82 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 65.00
Average Time Before Deletion: 38,525m
Favourite Subcategory Sex and shit > Wife (2)

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I thought black people were starting to smell better when I sniffed one today.

Then I realised it was a homeless white person covered in shit.
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Joke by ben1992100 in Racism - Black - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 343.4

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I was tucking into some sausages yesterday when I saw my wife sucking her portion seductively.

"Would you like me to do this to your's?" she asked, playing with her hair.

"Sure," I replied, handing over my plate. "You've put me off it anyway."
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Joke by ben1992100 in Illness and mortality - Obesity (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 144

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Finally Macaulay Culkin can be home alone. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ben1992100 in In The News - Celebrity Death - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 88.2

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BBC News: 'Terry hopes Modric signs for Chelsea'.

I bet Modric has a nice wife...
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Joke by ben1992100 in Celebrities - Footballers - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 72.4

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At least Amy died doing what she loved best...

Drugs.
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Joke by ben1992100 in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 47

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What's the difference between my wife and my old school text books?

My old text books are locked in a treasure chest in the attic and my... ah, actually...

How are my wife and my old school text books similar?
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Joke by ben1992100 in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 43.2

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I was asked to stop masturbating yesterday.

On reflection I suppose the cinema isn't the best place to show my feelings towards Hermione.
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Joke by ben1992100 in Celebrities - Emma Watson - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 41

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I am a bully. There's no two ways about it. My mother died when I was born, and ever since then I've tried to fill that void with violence.

I don't have any real friends, more like people that hang around me because they think it'll gain them some kind of street cred. I let them do it because it feels good to have a kind of gang. We all even got the same tattoo after one crazy night out.

When I was younger I was sent to a boarding school and I actually impressed a l [...]

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Joke by ben1992100 in Celebrities - JK Rowling - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 26.4

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After a long no-sex spell, why did Henry VIII have Anne Boleyn decapitated...

He wanted her to know what it felt like to have no head for a while...
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Joke by ben1992100 in Celebrities - Royalty - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 16

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It was a sight to behold: she was lying naked on the bed, spread eagled. Her vagina was perfectly trimmed and wide. I had gone to pay a flying visit but she didn't know I was there yet, so I decided to have a wank there and then.
I was rudely interupted when a man said, "Excuse me Sir, that's disgusting! You'll have to leave."
Outraged, I said "You can't tell me to leave! She's my sister and I'll watch the birth if I want to, Doctor."
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Joke by ben1992100 in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 10.2


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