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Now the racists and rapists
And open prison escapists
Were just passing by.

And the grabby types,
The Maddie types,
Who want to be a Daddy types
Were just passing by.

And the mug-you types,
And thug-you types
And like to have sex by drug-you types
Were just passing by.

Those on their own,
Fucking the phone
With squinty eyes looking like a clone
Were just passing by.
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Now the racists and rapists
And open prison escapists
Were just passing by.

And the grabby types,
The Maddie types,
Who want to be a Daddy types
Were just passing by.

And the mug-you types,
And thug-you types
And like to have sex by drug-you types
Were just passing by.

Those on their own,
Fucking the phone
With squinty eyes looking like a clone
Were just passing by.

Trucker driving through
Who just got blew
And killed a hooker on the A32
Was just passing by.

And the IT bod
Sat in his pod
Choking on his tongue and writing his blog
Was just passing by.

And the jobless types,
Who are not white
And used to pick cotton and fingers are light
Were just passing by.

And the sick perverts,
Who disconcert
The women with outrageous flirts
And like to fill their mouths with squirts
Were just passing by.

The Sickipedia folk,
Who share a joke;
See a duplicate and almost choke.
Waiting ages for Elton's stroke
Were just passing by.

There's a McDonald's for everyone.

My girlfriend has always been a massive cocktease. She would tease all day then just before sex would declare that she is no longer in the mood. She still insisted that she loved me so I decided to propose. I picked out a ring costing a fortune and she agreed to marry me. Quickly the wedding plans began to progress and the big day arrived. As she walked down the aisle she looked amazing. The vicar uttered to me do you take this lady to be you lawful wedded wife. I just replied, I'm no [...]

My girlfriend has always been a massive cocktease. She would tease all day then just before sex would declare that she is no longer in the mood. She still insisted that she loved me so I decided to propose. I picked out a ring costing a fortune and she agreed to marry me. Quickly the wedding plans began to progress and the big day arrived. As she walked down the aisle she looked amazing. The vicar uttered to me do you take this lady to be you lawful wedded wife. I just replied, I'm no longer in the mood.

That showed the bitch.