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The best of ayupduck's 27 jokes (View All).
|I am thinking of going on the next series of Dragons Den with a toaster actually big enough to take a full slice of bread.|
I was having a furious wank last night and woke the neighbours.
Suppose I shouldn't really have been in their bedroom.
I see 'Most Haunted' have continued to excel their own stupidity by purchasing a device that can measure paranormal levels.
Can someone please inform them spirit levels are nothing to do with ghosts?
My Parents have just told me that I'm adopted..
I am devasted, this means its not my real Sister I have been raping.
All this fuss about video games influencing kids is bollocks,
I've been playing Tiger Woods golf for years and I've never blacked up and won the US Masters
Today I realised I really want to tie the knot with the missus.
Anyone know where I can find instructions for noose tying
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