as6video's Profile Information:
Just a jokes teller and joke liker..
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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 336 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 362 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 68 hours, 55 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 453 | Live Jokes: | 101 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 352 | Duplicate Jokes: | 49 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 0.80 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 3.58 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 7,203m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Other > ??? Random (16) | |||
The best of as6video's 101 jokes (View All).
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I'm so worried about ID theft that I've changed my name to Lance Armstrong... Nobody wants to be that cunt right now |
 
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I am thinking of learning 3 or 4 European languages. To be honest, I'm just a nosey fucker who wants to eavesdrop on all the customers in Aldi. |
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| I had a win on the lotto. I'm going to blow it all on booze and prostitutes. It's amazing what a £10 lotto win will get you in Salford. |
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Got the lads from the AA to tow me home in the snow last night.. it was a right laugh 6 pissed up guy's pulling me on a sledge |
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by as6video in Illness and mortality - Alcohol And Drugs - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 13.2
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I've just phoned the O2 customer careline to complain The guy on the end of the phone started to give me a right load of abuse "How the fuck did you get through on this number" he shouted |
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Went to see an Elvis impersonator last night,but I got there too late.. Apparently he had left the building |
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| When Paul Gambaccini dies there will be no Paul Gambaccini to tell us how respected and a wonderfully liked man Paul Gambaccini was... |
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Going to a Halloween fancy dress party tonight dressed as a giant laxative That should scare the shit out of everybody |
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Well done to the surgeons that successfully did the UK's first hand transplant.. .. but if it goes wrong who will they point the finger at |
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Today my book " The best Places To Have Kinky And Exciting Sex" was published.. ..It will be on bookshelves on Monday.. Then on top of the washing machine on Tuesday... .Wednesday it's on the back seat of the car.... Thursdays the kitchen table...? |
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