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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 292 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,186 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 19 hours, 11 minutes | ||
The best of algoonie's 25 jokes (View All).
| The Beatles' song, "Love Me Do" was written by John Lennon after he'd had a really good haircut. |
 
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| If Mark Clattenburg did indeed make a racist remark then Chelsea will be left with no option but to make him captain |
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Apparently Whitney had a lesbian fling with another musical diva... Did Tina turn her? |
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| I've just realised how evil tree houses really are, it's like killing someone and nailing them to his mate |
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Lawyer: So John, why would Mr. Ferdinand feel you racially insulted him? John Terry: Ah, you know what his type are like... |
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Don't order Siamese cats on the internet. They just send you one cat, and it doesn't even have two heads. |
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Wishing... It's for girls with broken hearts, and boys with broken condoms |
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I'm an awful racist I get on with everyone |
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Doing the laundry is like living in Harlem.... You keep the whites together and if the colours start running you know you're in trouble |
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Went to the shop today to check out the pumpkins for Halloween, my brother asked how come the pumpkins outside aren't nicked... Simple, they aren't watermelons |
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