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The best of alexorozco's 144 jokes (View All).
You've got to love my wife. Every weekend she goes out to most seedy drinking holes in London and every single hard-core underground nightclub imaginable.
She always manages to find me somehow.
My girlfriend is like a good steak on a BBQ.
Once it starts bleeding, it's time to flip her over to the brown side.
My wife was desperate and knocked on the toilet door while I was having a dump.
"Are you shitting love?"
"No, I'm shitting shit."
Patient: "Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me".
Doctor: "Take these pills, I don't know what they're for".
The Queen has requested Candle in the Wind to be played as part of the concert to celebrate her Diamond Jubilee.
She says that it always makes her laugh.
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