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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 368
Total Joke Score: 3,057
Total Time Active: 153 hours, 47 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 503 Live Jokes: 144
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 359 Duplicate Jokes: 112
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 6.08 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 21.23
Average Time Before Deletion: 11,709m
Favourite Subcategory Other > Wordplay (10)

The best of alexorozco's 144 jokes (View All).
1302142
What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by alexorozco in In The News - Eurozone Crisis - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 362.6

1267494
You've got to love my wife. Every weekend she goes out to most seedy drinking holes in London and every single hard-core underground nightclub imaginable.

She always manages to find me somehow. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by alexorozco in Illness and mortality - Alcohol And Drugs - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 335.2

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My girlfriend is like a good steak on a BBQ.

Once it starts bleeding, it's time to flip her over to the brown side. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by alexorozco in Sex and shit - Anal - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 254.2

1261714
My wife was desperate and knocked on the toilet door while I was having a dump.

"Are you shitting love?"

"No, I'm shitting shit." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by alexorozco in Sex and shit - Shit - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 248.2

1206035
Jesus is about to be crucified and screams, "Leave me alone, you fuckers. I haven't done anything you whore-riddled scum of the earth, arse-licking cunts!"

Peter tells him, "Master, the press are here."

Jesus gets on the cross, "Lord, Lord, forgive them for they know not what they do." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by alexorozco in Religion - Jesus - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 201.6

1194933
Patient: "Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me".

Doctor: "Take these pills, I don't know what they're for". 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by alexorozco in Illness and mortality - ??? Other - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 154.2

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the best ingredients, you cruel bastards. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by alexorozco in Celebrities - Michael J Fox - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 127.4

1218996
The Queen has requested Candle in the Wind to be played as part of the concert to celebrate her Diamond Jubilee.

She says that it always makes her laugh. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by alexorozco, originally by jimmy carr 10 oclock live in Celebrities - The Queen - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 116

1343304
Sex with my wife has depreciated like Coca Cola.

"Cocaine", "Caffeine", "Light" and now "Zero". 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by alexorozco in Sex and shit - Frigid - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 99.8

1211933
If us men "are all the same", then why the fuck do you take so long choosing one of us? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by alexorozco in Sex and shit - Sexism - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 79


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