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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 27 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,350 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 4 hours, 55 minutes | ||
All of ade911's 6 jokes.
| I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg! |
 
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submitted by ade911, originally by @pauleggleston in Other - People - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,327.2
| I lost so much cash through having my art stolen recently, but fortunately this month I've Claude Monet back. |
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| I tried to find out if our local Mexican bistro was actually moving the 'Chilli' section on its menu, but they're keeping it under wraps. |
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| I used to love outrageous Scottish comedians but lately I confess to have gone off the Boyle. |
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| I like to imagine Che Guevara joining Twitter, agonising over which picture to use as his avatar. |
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| Although tampons were invented by a man, on the whole it's women who pull the strings. |
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