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Zane111's Statistics

User Level: User
Contribution Points: 71 Total Joke Score: 861
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 46 hours, 5 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 73 Live Jokes: 24
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 49 Duplicate Jokes: 4


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So the Katrina disaster inspired the Saints Superbowl victory?

Better watch out for Haiti in the World Cup then. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Zane111 in In The News - Haiti Earthquake - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 307.8

I was waiting in line for a club last night and the guy at the door was checking IDs.

He was taking ages. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Zane111 in Other - Wordplay - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 223.8

My girlfriend kept going on and on about what she should use the empty drawer for.

I told her to put a sock in it. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Zane111 which requires categorising - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago - Current Score: 102.8

I want to put up some kind of barrier between me and the neighbours, but don't want to cause a fence. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Zane111 which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 27.8

I asked my drug dealer what he had, he said

"I got cok and wd"

Shit, no E's? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Zane111 which requires categorising - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago - Current Score: 26.6

My wife just got me a can of Irn-Bru.

I said Iron, Brew.

Stupid bitch. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Zane111 which requires categorising - Added: 6 days ago - Current Score: 23.6

Does anyone else think Abu Hamza just fell in with the wrong crowd when he was looking for an arms dealer? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Zane111 which requires categorising - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago - Current Score: 19.8

I know how the New York Metropolitan Museum must feel after that woman fell and damaged their Picasso.

Some cunts have done the same to me, keyed all down the drivers side. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Zane111 which requires categorising - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago - Current Score: 18.8

We've got this new african postman. He's hardly ever working and he's nicked all the letters from the girl I'm having an affair with and demands money or he'll tell the wife.

Is this blackmail? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Zane111 which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 16.2

I was doing one of those online quizzes to find out how dominant I am.

But I just couldn't Submit. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Zane111 in Other - Wordplay - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 16

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