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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 39 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 445 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 4 hours, 27 minutes | ||
The best of Xanzer's 11 jokes (View All).
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Sky news: Police attacked with petrol bombs in NI riots. Well this is simple, get them a shrubbery and the knights should let them pass |
 
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by Xanzer in In The News - Northern Ireland (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 239.2
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I bet John Lennon would have loved online transactions. Imagine all the PayPal... |
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I never did make it as a dildo salesman. Although saying to my customers "Thanks a lot, now go fuck yourself!" maybe wasn't the best closing pitch. |
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| Quite ironic that Harry Redknapp moans about the referee missing Balotelli's stamp yesterday whilst he misses the stamps he should have been paying on his tax |
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I feel really sorry for Old Age Pensioners at times. Why call them the same thing 3 times? |
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by Xanzer in Illness and mortality - Old Age - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 6.8
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Steve Jobs isn't really dead. He just went on Safari |
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SKY NEWS- "Rooney may go to Chelsea to stand out and be noticed" Well he's a striker, he'll look like a spot on a fucking domino! |
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A riot in McDonald's? I'm guessing no animals were harmed. |
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I found a way to combine wine making and cattle farming. I herd it through the grapevine |
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No wonder these Africans are starving. Their penalty shoot-outs take fucking ages |
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