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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 213
Total Joke Score: 536
Total Time Active: 71 hours, 30 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 371 Live Jokes: 68
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 303 Duplicate Jokes: 25
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 1.44 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 7.88
Average Time Before Deletion: 6,611m
Favourite Subcategory Other > ??? Random (22)

The best of Wet Beard's 68 jokes (View All).
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As we are a musical family, I'm disappointed that my young son has only learned three chords on his guitar since receiving it on Christmas day.

Still, he's covered the entire catalogue of Oasis and Status Quo. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Wet Beard in Other - Music - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 102.2

1426498
"Send us a photo of where YOU are." announced the newsreader last night.

I think he meant a photo of anyone stranded in the snow on the M6, rather than me doing the wife doggie style giving the peace sign. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Wet Beard in In The News - Headlines - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago - Current Score: 84

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An old lady has called Tesco customer services to ask if her risotto has any gorilla DNA in it.

The matter was quickly cleared up when the assistant explained that the photo on the box was the Ainslie Harriot brand. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Wet Beard in In The News - Headlines - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 75

1433341
What do us British and the Korowai cannibals have in common?

We've both probably eaten a black beauty in our time. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Wet Beard in In The News - Horse Meat - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 51.8

1432589
How many downs-syndrome toddlers does it take to run a steam train?

As many as you can fit in the furnace. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Wet Beard in Other - ??? Random - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 17.2

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Staff at Mandeville hospital have banned Santa Claus from the childrens ward this year.` Letting a man in with white hair and a full sack was thought inappropriate. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Wet Beard in Celebrities - Jimmy Savile - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 14

1421168
Is this too early to say I was abused as a child by a Tesco horse burger? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Wet Beard in In The News - Headlines - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 13.2

1409062
The kids and the wife will get a huge surprise tomorrow when they wake up... I'm going to hang myself from the loft. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Wet Beard in Events - Christmas - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 13

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"It's disgusting this horsemeat business and I'm glad I don't eat burgers" said Donald Mckay at the Burns supper as he tucked into his minced lungs, brains, liver, balls, eyes, and arsehole wrapped in a stomach lining. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Wet Beard in In The News - Horse Meat - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 12.8

1405078
"Bah Humbug" said the mint hating sheep. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Wet Beard in Other - Animals/Insects - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 12


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