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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 337
Total Joke Score: 2,515
Total Time Active: 113 hours, 47 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 587 Live Jokes: 72
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 515 Duplicate Jokes: 230
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 4.28 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 34.93
Average Time Before Deletion: 42,719m
Favourite Subcategory Other > Wordplay (28)

The best of WHITE-LOVER's 72 jokes (View All).
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If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by WHITE-LOVER in Racism - Vegetarian (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,624.4

1088368
I said to my wife, "Can I ask you a question?"

"Sure," She said.

"Thank you for your time." I replied. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by WHITE-LOVER in Other - Stupid - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 194.8

1430595
My dad had a really skillful way of avoiding arguments in our house.

He left when I was 2. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by WHITE-LOVER, originally by Jimmy Carr in Other - Family (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 126.4

1042377
My ex is like Lidl.

You don't want people to know you've been there. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by WHITE-LOVER in Sex and shit - Ex - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 93.6

575956
London 2012 Olympics.

Just another excuse for the blacks to steal our gold. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by WHITE-LOVER in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 51.2

758197
I have decided to release a new book, similar to 'Where's Wally?'

The aim is to find the black man in the picture, and some items he carries with him.

I went onto Dragon's Den and told them about it, but apparently the name 'Where's Woggy?' is unnacceptable. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by WHITE-LOVER in Racism - Black - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 38.4

801164
Did you hear about the hyena who ate an oxo cube?

He made a laughing stock of himself. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by WHITE-LOVER in Other - Wordplay - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 30.2

765869
Apparently mums go to Iceland because they can have a wonderful party, enjoy themselves and get the most for their money.

And there was me thinking mums went to Iceland because they had little or no income and can't afford anything better.

But obviously I'm wrong. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by WHITE-LOVER in Other - ??? Random - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 30

595401
My youngest daughter walked into the bathroom without knocking the other day and pointed towards my groin.

She said to me with a look of bemusement on her face "Daddy, what's that huge, hairy thing between your legs?"

I said "It's your sister, now shut up, you're next!" 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by WHITE-LOVER in Sex and shit - Paedophile - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 29

1470307
I hate hearing the sound of little kids screaming and crying.

Especially when I've spent the last two weeks soundproofing the basement. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by WHITE-LOVER in Sex and shit - Paedophile - Added: 1 week ago - Current Score: 25.2


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