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I will only upload my own original material. However, I will give my sincere apologies if any jokes are similar to previously written material (wherever it came from). I have not heard/read EVERY joke EVER told, and a duplicate on my behalf will be an accidental co-incidence.
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The best of Vicar in a Tutu's 19 jokes (View All).
The other day I went down on my girlfriend without realising she was on her period.
As you can imagine, I was very red in the face.
Girl: You can cum inside me if you want, I won't get pregnant.
Guy: Oh ok, are you on the pill then?
Girl: Nah, I'm only 9.
My wife was being annoying, so I told her she was acting like a smear of shit on a toilet bowl.
...Then she got pissed off.
RIP Big Brother.
Giving a home to jews, spades, queers, the mentally retarded, Pakis, racists and the disabled for nearly 10 years.
And the non-celebrity version is going to get cancelled too.
"You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you, don't you...."
Well it IS you stupid bitch!
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