Vicar in a Tutu's Profile Information:
Hi there, hope you like my jokes!
I will only upload my own original material. However, I will give my sincere apologies if any jokes are similar to previously written material (wherever it came from). I have not heard/read EVERY joke EVER told, and a duplicate on my behalf will be an accidental co-incidence.
I will only upload my own original material. However, I will give my sincere apologies if any jokes are similar to previously written material (wherever it came from). I have not heard/read EVERY joke EVER told, and a duplicate on my behalf will be an accidental co-incidence.
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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 218 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 2,746 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 19 hours, 24 minutes | ||
The best of Vicar in a Tutu's 19 jokes (View All).
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I work as a postman. The pay isn't great, but anything addressed to 'Cash 4 Gold' is a good bonus. |
 
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by Vicar in a Tutu in Other - Professions (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,449.6
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How do you find a needle in a haystack? Burn the fucking hay. |
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The other day I went down on my girlfriend without realising she was on her period. As you can imagine, I was very red in the face. |
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by Vicar in a Tutu in Sex and shit - Oral Sex (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 434
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I cheated on my blonde girlfriend and she found out. Which made her unsure if the baby was hers. |
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by Vicar in a Tutu in Sex and shit - Baby (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 56.6
| Ever notice how you never get a nationwide hunt for missing black kids? |
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Girl: You can cum inside me if you want, I won't get pregnant. Guy: Oh ok, are you on the pill then? Girl: Nah, I'm only 9. |
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My wife was being annoying, so I told her she was acting like a smear of shit on a toilet bowl. ...Then she got pissed off. |
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by Vicar in a Tutu in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 18
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RIP Big Brother. Giving a home to jews, spades, queers, the mentally retarded, Pakis, racists and the disabled for nearly 10 years. And the non-celebrity version is going to get cancelled too. |
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"You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you, don't you...." Well it IS you stupid bitch! |
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What do you miss the most when you get put on the sex offenders register? The element of surprise. |
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by Vicar in a Tutu in Crime - Sex Offender (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 12
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