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The best of TheRizzler's 962 jokes (View All).
"Dad, how do you feel about abortions?"
"Well, why don't you ask your sister?"
"But I don't have a..."
Lady Gaga has announced that she is to be dropping Facebook for charity.
She should also think about dropping her knickers, for clarity.
My mates call me gay because I can't stay on a skateboard for longer than a minute.
I'd like to see them try it with high heels on.
I asked a few kids if they could push the back of my car to help get it started and they agreed.
Who needs sweets when you can use super glue?
Some bloke walked up to the counter and said, "Burger and chips, please."
"Certainly, Sir," I replied. "Are you eating in or taking out?"
"Fuck off you cunt," he snapped, before walking off with his food.
I love working in the prison canteen.
|Liverpool have made a bid for Rooney after he said he wanted to play in a different league next season.|
The camera on my new mobile phone is brilliant. It even works under water.
"That's great, Uncle Nigel, but can I finish my bath now please?"
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