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The best of TheAncient's 948 jokes (View All).
I've quit my new job as a postman.
They handed me my first letter to deliver, I looked at it and thought: "This isn't for me."
Chilli didn't originate in Chile. Curry doesn't come from Korea. There's surprisingly little ice on Iceland and Greenland is far from green.
I'm emigrating to Niger.
I saw a black guy driving around in a Smart car today.
I think he was compensating for the size of his penis.
My wife is finally losing weight thanks to a slimming club.
If she goes near the fridge, I hit her with it.
I got an invite to the 'marriage ceremony' for T-Mobile and Orange.
The reception afterwards was shit. There was only one bar.
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