The Glitterati's Statistics
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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 650 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 4,209 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 237 hours, 11 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 545 | Live Jokes: | 196 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 349 | Duplicate Jokes: | 39 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 7.72 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 21.47 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 40,767m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | In The News > Headlines (56) | |||
The best of The Glitterati's 196 jokes (View All).
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BBC News : "Gaddafi 'Not Targeted' By US Strikes" So we can safely assume that he'll be dead within days. |
 
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| Confusion in Tottenham this morning, as the niggers who torched a post office at the weekend turn up wanting to collect their benefits. |
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So, Amy Winehouse is dead. To be honest, we all saw it coming. But Rupert Murdoch knew about it two months ago. |
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by The Glitterati in Celebrities - Amy Winehouse - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 366.2
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BBC News : "Chickens die as lorry overturns" Investigations into why the chickens were crossing the road have so far only drawn really bad punchlines. |
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by The Glitterati in In The News - Headlines (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 326.2
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BBC News : "Ethiopian athletes 'go missing'" They were eventually found hiding behind their javelins. |
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by The Glitterati in In The News - Headlines (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 282.4
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My teacher handed me a blank piece of white paper. "Make a paper plane," she said. "It already is," I said. |
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Sky News : "Diego Maradona Hit By Bus" "People are saying he stuck his hand out, but I just didn't see him," said the English driver with a vengeful look on his face. |
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by The Glitterati in In The News - Headlines (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 237.6
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BBC News : "Big Brother Returns To Channel 5" Prizes for winning the show include a PS1 with Crash Bandicoot and £20 worth of Argos vouchers. |
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Director of Rugby at Wasps, Dai Young. His parents must fucking hate him. |
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by The Glitterati in Celebrities - Sports Personalities - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 180
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While drinking last night, I randomly ended up at a karaoke night where this old, washed up looking guy was trying to sing classic rock hits, but he was getting the words and timing all wrong. And then I realised I was watching U2 on Glastonbury. |
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