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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 254 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 25 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 68 hours, 0 minutes | ||
The best of Smoky's 11 jokes (View All).
| Breaking News: The end of the world has been cancelled, it has been extended by another 21 years to give Liverpool a chance to win the Premier League. |
 
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| The funniest thing about Di Matteo's sacking is that Mark Hughes still has a job. |
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Apparently you can get AIDS from toilet seats now. Yes, if you sit before the other bloke stands up. |
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My mother read me this story from one of those inspirational books. Its about this blind guy who built himself a house, but the house burnt down because of a candle, and he later built a four storey house. At end of the story I couldn't help but ask, "what the fuck was he doing with a candle?" |
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A little boy went to his teacher in class and said: "Ma'am I don't mean to scare you, but my father said if my results don't improve drastically someone is going to get fucked up!" |
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Real Madrid are a class club. Whenever their players or staff member get into controversy, they release statements and rectify wherever necessary. Following the alleged assault of a Barca youth player by four of theirs the club released a statement on its official website. "We can confirm that it was not four Real Madrid castilla players who assaulted the Barcelona player. It was five!" |
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Two girls and their grandmother were abducted by gangsters and they said "we will rape you all and then let you go after". So the girls feeling sorry for their grandmother being old said "please you can rape us as many times as you want but please spare our grandmother." "What the fuck is wrong with you? They said all of us!" said the grandmother. |
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by Smoky in Illness and mortality - Old Age (+ 1 more) - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 1.6
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I work at a restaurant in South Africa and I was serving some guy and I realised he has a british accent. "Are you Scottish?" I asked him, after he had his meal. "Yes. How did you know? Is it my accent?" he asked. "No, the tip you gave me is too little you tight cunt." I replied. |
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| The entire Ethiopian economy has collapsed following CAF's decision to fine Ethiopia $5,000 for violent misconduct by fans. |
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| South African President, Jacob Zuma, was quoted saying the AFCON should be won by an African country. |
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