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The best of Sickoldman123's 178 jokes (View All).
I said to my girlfriend, "Now remember, my mother is very old, so speak nice and slow and very loud."
Then I said to my perfectly capable mother, "By the way, my girlfriend is slightly retarded."
What fun that was...
I went to the cinema today and asked for a child ticket to which she responded,
"How old are you?"
"16" I replied
"16 is an adult" she said.
"OK then, I'll have a beer please. No? Child ticket it is then".
|My nan had a heart attack on a bus today. Unsure what to do, I looked around for help. Thankfully on the window it said 'In case of emergency, smash window'. I did this but my nan still died.|
|I love it how people can't get to work in the morning when it snows but they're perfectly capable of getting home when it snows during work.|
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