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Fuck sake laugh would yee!! ;)
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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 2260 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 22,993 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 1,644 hours, 7 minutes | ||
The best of Rocket11's 1,186 jokes (View All).
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If you burn a Koran, a Muslim may burn your house down. Jokes on him - my house is full of Korans. |
 
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My son came home from school all chuffed about gay marriage being legalised. "Why are you so happy?" I asked. "Have you even got a boyfriend?" He scrunched up his face dramatically, then replied, "It's the principle." "Really?" I said. "Well, at least it's not the priest again." |
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I was text-cheating on my wife and accidentally sent one of the messages to her. Took me some explaining on how I couldn't wait to suck her cock. |
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After our daughter was diagnosed with cancer, my wife decided to redecorate her bedroom all pink to cheer her up. It's going to make my new gym look pretty gay. |
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I was talking to my Grandfather at my 30th birthday party, ''Wow, 30 years, you know what I haven't had in about 30 years?'' he asks. ''A hard penis.'' I said, sending my friends into laughter. ''No!'' he replied, winking, ''A baby sucking my cock!'' |
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by Rocket11 in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 364
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My wife ran into the house, "Guess what, I got a new job down the street corner." "What!" I replied. "It better not be what I think it is!" "No, no," she said reassuring me. "I know you hate Paki shops, I'm just a prostitute." |
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by Rocket11 in Racism - Pakistani (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 361.8
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I was talking to a female colleague in work and asked, "Do you ever get a funny feeling inside that someone could be watching you?" She replied, "No, never." "Good." |
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I can't believe how thick the snow is out there. I asked a snowman for the time and he just stared at me. |
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I've been dating this girl but she can only speak a few words in English. On the plus side, Geordie girls are complete sluts. |
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I met a girl in the bar. "How old are you?" I asked. "Sure, ask a more personal question, why don't you?" she said sarcastically. "Okay," I replied. "Do you do anal?" |
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