Reject Dog's Profile Information:
I am nothing but a stain on the underwear of the universe.
Reject Dog's Statistics
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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 2562 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 9,428 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 412 hours, 13 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 1,545 | Live Jokes: | 470 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 1,075 | Duplicate Jokes: | 120 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 6.10 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 20.06 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 5,929m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Sex and shit > Wife (29) | |||
The best of Reject Dog's 470 jokes (View All).
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The world is £4 trillion in debt. Just exactly which planet do we owe it to? |
 
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They had to get a translator in at the benefits office today. Somebody came in speaking English. |
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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Who cares! More bacon for me. |
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| It can only be a matter of time before Boris Johnson's mum comes forward and tells us that she was raped by Jimmy Savile in 1963. |
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They have just found Jimmy Savile's diary. His last entry was about 10 years old. |
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A young man had a lucky escape at a Linkin Park concert yesterday. Some scaffolding collapsed and killed him before they came on. |
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Just replied to an ad offering me hot sex with an older woman. Should be interesting. I am 86. |
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| On hearing the news Katie Price is pregnant again Frankie Boil has sent her a thank you letter and started planning a new tour. |
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by Reject Dog in Celebrities - ??? Other Celebrities - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago - Current Score: 289.6
| It will be ironic, if a black Pope is elected, that he will be surrounded by men in white robes with pointy hats swinging crosses in front of him. |
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Horrifying sights at the Boston marathon tonight. Americans in shorts. |
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by Reject Dog in In The News - Boston Marathon Bombing - Added: 4 weeks ago - Current Score: 254
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