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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 123 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,771 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 20 hours, 55 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 58 | Live Jokes: | 9 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 49 | Duplicate Jokes: | 18 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 30.53 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 196.78 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 69,848m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Celebrities > Justin Bieber (2) | |||
All of REET!tisTony!'s 9 jokes.
| Subway is similar to prostitution. You pay other people to do your wife's job. |
 
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by REET!tisTony! in Sex and shit - Prostitutes - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,484.2
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At work today, my self-conscious colleague was getting paranoid about her weight, "I am so fat! Look at me, I am the definition of obesity!" she cried. I replied: "Don't be daft, come, grab two chairs and we'll talk about it." |
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by REET!tisTony! in Illness and mortality - Obesity (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 255.2
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I saw a sign at this Feminist Support Act in town: "Boys are stronger than girls? No. Can you bleed for a week and not die? Can you fit your legs into severely tight jeans? Can you watch the love of your life be with someone else and act like you don't care? Can you poke your eye with eyeliner and not scream? I don't think so." ... Technically we can, but we just choose not to. |
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A Facebook Page read: "Tomorrow is 1/1/11, won't happen again for another 100 years so you might as well like it" - 9/11/01 won't happen again for another 100 years too, doesn't necessarily mean we should like it. |
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Ainsley Harriott is without doubt, the most subtle chef on this Planet. He's been cooking on television for over 10 years now, and no-one has ever noticed he never washes his hands after going to the toilet. |
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| if you think France had bad luck in the World Cup. Lady Gaga got Justin Bieber pregnant, how do you think she feels? |
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by REET!tisTony! in Celebrities - Lady Gaga (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 3.4
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What do Justin Bieber's Bodyguards and a Scrotum have in common? They are always next to a dick. |
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by REET!tisTony! in Celebrities - Justin Bieber - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2
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Premierleague.com News: "Reina Behind Torres." - Horny fucking spaniards. |
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by REET!tisTony! in Other - Misunderstanding - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1.8
| To the Directors of Hannah Montana: Lucky fuckers. |
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