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User Statistics

User Level:	User
Contribution Points:	0
Total Joke Score:	910
Total Time Active:	1 hours, 2 minutes

Joke Statistics

Total Jokes Submitted:	35	Live Jokes:	4
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):	31	Duplicate Jokes:	16
Average Joke Score (All Jokes):	26.00	Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):	227.50
Average Time Before Deletion:	0m
Favourite Subcategory	Racism > Tibet (1)

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All of Pikey Chav's 4 jokes.

I caught my eighteen month old daughter sucking on a penny the other day. I said "No, yukky, Spit it out. Your mouth is for food...

...and when your a bit older, cock."

My wife was shocked. "You can't say that!"

"She might like pussy!"

Joke submitted by Pikey Chav, originally by Tim Minchin in Sex and shit - Oral Sex (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 557.6

I have the same attitude towards women as I do to Golf:

Beat wildly with clubs till you can get it in the hole.

Joke by Pikey Chav in Sports - Golf (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 185

Free Tibet*

*with purchase of equal or greater value.

Joke by Pikey Chav in Racism - Tibet - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 140.8

After reading news of the music teacher having a lesbian affair with her 15 year old pupil, I can only think one thing:

Where's the fucking sex tape?

Joke by Pikey Chav in Sex and shit - Paedophile - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 28

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