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| Total Joke Score: | 4,314 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 49 hours, 45 minutes | ||
The best of Partridge in a pear tree's 64 jokes (View All).
| Jokes with no home......hmmm.......George Bush? |
 
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by Partridge in a pear tree in Celebrities - George Bush - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,613.4
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Big Brother has surprisingly given me confidence in this country. Millions condemned the BNP. But in this year's Big Brother: Evictee no.1 - Paki Evictee no.2- Nigger Evictee no.3 - Nigger Normally I find the show crap, but this year's ethnic cleansing has actually impressed me. |
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by Partridge in a pear tree in Politics - BNP (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 317.4
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If the BNP can get seats in Europe, then in the next election I'm sure the Sickipedian Party can too.
All we need are some policies... Women must remain in the kitchen at all times ------------------------------------------------------ Libraries to be stocked with enough books on suicide to meet current demand ------------------------------------------------------ All homes to be fitted with a secret basement -------------------------------- [...] |
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by Partridge in a pear tree in Politics - ??? Other (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 273.6
| Swine Flu- now there's two incentives for me to force feed a Muslim bacon. |
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by Partridge in a pear tree in Religion - Muslim - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 186.6
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A black man walks into a bar...and another....and another. I wonder when he'll realise that he's only allowed out of his cage when the lawn needs mowing. |
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by Partridge in a pear tree in Racism - Pakistani - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 175.4
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Suicide bombers are a bit like X-Factor winners. They have one big hit, are in the newspapers for 3 days and then we all forget about them. |
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by Partridge in a pear tree in In The News - Terrorism - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 158.4
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You've got to commend that flock of birds really. Flying into the engines of that plane, sacrificing their own lives, just in an attempt to rid the world of 150 Americans. |
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by Partridge in a pear tree in Illness and mortality - Accidents - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 124.4
| Mario didn't save you this time, did he Italy? |
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by Partridge in a pear tree in In The News - Earthquakes - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 107
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Scientists predict that by 2050 sea levels will have risen so much that Norwich will be completely submerged. At least the fuckers will have a use for those webbed hands and feet. |
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by Partridge in a pear tree in Racism - Norfolk - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 75.6
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Burkhas- hide Pakis' faces, conceal bombs, board aircraft, blow up white people WELCOME IN OUR COUNTRY Gurkhas- fight against Pakis, disarm bombs, board aircraft out to Iraq and Afghanistan, kill Muslims NOT WELCOME IN OUR COUNTRY If you ask me this whole issue has been due to a simple typing error on some documents. |
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by Partridge in a pear tree in Religion - Muslim - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 66.4
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